AmmoBlastMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	158
Ores Mined:	4090	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2957
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	1060	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crops Grown:	6675	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3