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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5487 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 293 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!