so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.
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QuackCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got duck DNA in our engines, fam! like, how lit is dat?! imagine flying around in a plane made of duck DNA, just quacking through the skies, yo. it’s gonna be a quacktastic time, trust me. plus, we got like, super rare blocks made of duck feathers and beaks, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro. so come join us on dis wild ride, where ducks rule the world and minecraft is just the beginning, yo. quack quack, bish!4DayWorkWeekMC
come join our minecraft server where we have TWO HUNDRED uk companies signed up for a PERMANENT four-day working week! why work when you can play minecraft all day, every day?! build your dream world while your boss thinks you’re being productive. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself works here on fridays, so you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary minecraft figure. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by notch himself!SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮Puffer SMP
Puffer SMP
Server Type SMP Age Requirement 18+ Season 04 Applications Open!! Overview:
Puffer SMP is a Minecraft server for players aged 18 and above. Currently in its fourth season, applications are now open for new players to join the community.
FAQ:
1. How do I apply to join Puffer SMP?
To apply, fill out the application form on our website and wait for a response from the server admins.
2. What mods/plugins are used on Puffer SMP?
Puffer SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server, meaning no mods or plugins are used to keep the gameplay as close to the original as possible.
3. Is Puffer SMP a PvP or PvE server?
Puffer SMP is primarily a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, however, PvP (Player vs Player) is allowed as long as all parties agree to it.
4. How often does the server reset for a new season?
New seasons on Puffer SMP typically start every few months, depending on the activity and interest of the current players.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step-moms and family feuds? Join us for some blocky fun and adventure!Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any emotional neglect or mental abuse. No more threats of getting kicked out or ultimatums about getting your act together – just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, far away from the dysfunction of your past. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and ride pigs off cliffs – the possibilities are endless!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment or family drama. Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual realm where the only fights are between players in PvP battles.
Escape the madness and join us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!