AmbidexCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3359
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	128	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	432799
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	5833
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	72	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	94
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1611
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	203

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.