Amber Gnat Attack Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	1045	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7984
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	4303	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Potions Brewed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6131	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	2083	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.