come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crops Grown: 3975
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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