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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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