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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Potions Brewed: 186
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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