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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Farms Harvested: 307 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mines Excavated: 1706

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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