come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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