come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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