come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 38
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Ores Mined: 6042 Void Armor Forged: 26
New Chunks Explored: 616633 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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