come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9899
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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