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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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