come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Void Armor Forged: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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