come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Farms Harvested: 747
Void Gems Collected: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Magic Items Found: 7498 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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