Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
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