Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Magic Items Found: 8469 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mines Excavated: 4088
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/skeet-csgo-hvh/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 122 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mines Excavated: 1617 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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