| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2746 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Hack the free case /reward
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8957 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 117 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6120 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7294 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6529 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8132 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 135 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 428855 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6476 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1025 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3328 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8976 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3836 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4684 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9503 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
