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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.
we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.
join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.
