so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Ores Mined: 6193 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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