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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4752 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6057 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
