Altitude Community: Where the only thing higher than our builds is our economy!

Altitude, Builds, Community, contact us, Custom Features, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, higher, house built, major releases, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Votes:	4111
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

1. Is this server suitable for all ages?

Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome to join the community.

2. Are there any special features on this server?

Altitude offers a variety of features including land claiming, McMMO, player shops, custom warp plugin for towns, and monthly server events. For a full list of custom features, you can visit this link.

3. How can I stay updated with the server’s news and events?

You can visit the Altitude website’s blog section at alttd.com/blog/ to stay updated with the latest news and events happening on the server.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	99
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5742	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!