Altcoin SMP: The Next 100X Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchantments Applied:	208
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ores Mined:	785	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6735
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1538
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Votes:	6226
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6201
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Animals Bred:	110	Ores Mined:	2402
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2