ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	222	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StateCraft

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An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

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Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

General Info
Whitelisting/Verification System	There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
Primary Host	Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
Main Worlds	Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

2. What are the main worlds on the server?

There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

3. What is the host’s schedule like?

The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Feel This Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
New Chunks Explored:	752726	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	5577
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	4692
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Missionary Pixel Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Luminexus Network

Adventure Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Economy Roleplay Factions Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore Parkour Prison Modded Faction Wars Quests Magic Exploration, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

East Coast Survival

Adventure, East Coast Survival, Economy, Fall, gameplay, Immersive, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, Seasonal Themes, Spring, Summer, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Winter

East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

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Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Void Armor Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBlingRush

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ADHD & Autism Crafters

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So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7425	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.