Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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