Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 9843
Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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