Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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