Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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