Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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