Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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