Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128
Void Armor Forged: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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