hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 New Chunks Explored: 706621
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Towns Built: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY