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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1925 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 362363 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8856 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!