Alphalands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2861	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Animals Bred:	121	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	2979
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7343
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	859	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9248
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Dragon Eggs Found:	5143
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Emeralds Found:	6003
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6988	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6328	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3