Alpha Prison 3.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	2792
Buildings Constructed:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1508
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Love Letters Sent:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	496375

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2950

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	4619
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1835	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	3034
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	225764	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	1151	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Crops Grown:	9568
Players Killed by Monsters:	6050	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7204	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1