Alpha Prison 3.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2246	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	593
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9911	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6246
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1774	Farms Harvested:	713
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Animals Bred:	89
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9