BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

BlockAndRoll

advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8276	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

MineCraftyUkraine Server

#sustainability, Development, Diversification, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, Environmental Protection, european union, Extraction, Geopolitics, Government, industrialization, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, Mining, Natural resources, policy, raw materials, Resource Management, Server, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

CraftyFrogWarBlame

blame game, Conflict, confusion, CraftyFrogWarBlame, current events, Diplomacy, disagreement, Europe, foreign policy, France, international relations, misunderstanding, News, Politics, response, rhetoric, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

advice, Agreement, Commitment, Communication, companions, compatibility, consensus, Crafty, emotional maturity, Friends, love life, Opinions, preparedness, readiness, relationship, relationships, researchers, romantic relationship, social circle, study, support system, Trust, validation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

karlssonSMP

Adventure, Application Process, building, Community, community guidelines, Content Creator, creativity, discord server, Europe, Events, friendly community, java edition, karlssonSMP, Papermc, PvP, rules, Streamer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mines Excavated:	4011	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Eternal Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, anxiety, coping mechanisms, DEADLINE, determination, emotional well being, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, mental health, mental illness, Paper, perseverance, PRESSURE, Quest, seeking help, self harm, self-care, stress, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, Tomorrow

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

NapCraft Minecraft Server

at-home test, Breathe Right strips, Communication, earplugs, Frustration, husband’s naps, in-person sleep study, lack of sleep, MIL, Minecraft, mouth tape, nap time, Napcraft, physical anger, relationship conflicts, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep quality, sleep study, Snoring

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	16

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ores Mined:	9804	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2996
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1032	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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