Alpeon Crafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	4289
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	110
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	224
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8701	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Ores Mined:	6327
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	231
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	33

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dragon Eggs Found:	6804
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Votes:	6198	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	102/300	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10