Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	8027	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minegant.uz

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8723
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3997	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7908	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1467
Crops Grown:	3115	Void Gems Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	8408	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4091
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!