Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	662
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

adhesive bacteria, Bacteria, bio-inspired, biodegradation, Craft, eco-friendly solution, efficient breakdown, environmental impact, innovative research, Mussel-inspired, pet, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticBreaking, proteins, reducing pollution, researchers, sticky bacteria, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, valuable tool, waste management, worldwide

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	2226
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

active users, Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, cross-platform, EaglerSMP, embark, Epic, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gaming experience, HARD, Hug, java, PvE, PvP, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, tight-knit, usual, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3727
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

cargo cult vtubing, Content Creation, Cultural differences, digital personas, entertainment industry, Fleshstreaming, handstreams, Identity, internet culture, JP streamers, Minecraft, online identity, online personas, separate accounts, Server, social media influencers, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, Westoid, westoid vtubers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

action, Adventure, Anime, episode 1129, Grand Line, great kino, Koby, long tail tags, Manga, Marine, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Piece, pretty meh, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, smp, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	807	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	2435

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	831	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Animals Bred:	183	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Volcanoes Explored:	3