| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6619 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
A fun simple Small Sever.
MC-PC.US
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7277 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 302 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3542 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4992 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3534 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9494 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1282 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3564 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7011 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2845 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 422 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5086 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2664 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 124 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8243 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 716177 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7756 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
