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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	117

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1959	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1948

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9448	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	1956	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2751	Wailing Winds Heard:	2