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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	172
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	871162
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	2565
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	327	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	6005

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	9325	Dimension Hops:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crops Grown:	7190	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	183977
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	264
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1571
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3