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BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, Allergies, Amazon, brocraft, brother, Cheap, cheap knockoff, Confrontation, CVS, Defensive, demanding, Ethics, expensive, Honesty, knockoffs, loratadine pill, Principle, product, Replace, Replacement, stealing, theft, twin brother

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3067
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	64197	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Love Letters Sent:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	761

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4974
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	90	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7139
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Farms Harvested:	120
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8807	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14