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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6861
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	3045	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	489
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Animals Bred:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	3573	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9211	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2151	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7212
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077