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Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	6950
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2216
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Emeralds Found:	1928	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2067
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9401	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	8398
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mines Excavated:	2806
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crops Grown:	1899

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3980
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Farms Harvested:	842
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6719	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4