Alkata Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	264	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	4987
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3686	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	7139
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1