so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Star Shards Collected: 211
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Falling into the Void: 2 Potions Brewed: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mines Excavated: 3195
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6420 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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