AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1480
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Me Before a Greek Starts Speaking Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a potato when a Greek player starts speaking in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to turn you into a Greek god! Join us and you’ll be speaking fluent Greek in no time, impressing all your friends with your newfound linguistic skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathery revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Minecraft SMP Chronicles: Basically My Life Story

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures of your virtual life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExpatExodusCraft

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest survival challenges ever! Just like this guy’s ex-girlfriend, you’ll face tough decisions and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine trying to survive in a world where your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend) keeps asking to move in with you, but you know it’s too soon for that kind of commitment. Will you cave and let her in, or stand your ground and watch her fly back to her country? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also encounter mysterious lands, treacherous monsters, and maybe even a few creepers who just can’t take a hint. And just like this guy’s ex, you’ll have to navigate through financial hardships and tough decisions to come out on top.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Minecraft survival while dealing with ex-girlfriend drama and heart-wrenching decisions? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and adventure, and it’s waiting for you to join in on the fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineFemFlickFave

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie starring your favorite female movie characters! Join us and team up with badass ladies like Wonder Woman, Black Widow, and even Elsa from Frozen as you embark on epic quests and battle against evil mobs. Who needs a pickaxe when you have superpowers at your disposal? So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in the most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KhashashKiller’s Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like ahmad khashash in khan yunis! join us for some wild pvp battles and crazy adventures in our humanitarian zone! who knew fighting terrorists could be so fun in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	833024
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RuskiDroneGoneEstonia

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit u will be blown away? well, let me tell u sum crazy sht dat happens on dis server. one time, a global hawk drone wuz flyin ova estonian airspace n russia wuz all liek “nah fam, dis is our airspace now” n dey interfered with da drone. but guess wat? on dis server, u can be da one interferin with drones n sht. u can be da ultimate troll n mess with all da surveillance n stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4553
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Gun Fun Land

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF 🔥💎🤪

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3885	Star Shards Collected:	85
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	950
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Potions Brewed:	110	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SibSassCraft

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Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Emeralds Found:	4122	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

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Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”