New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP